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every time i put on lipstick i roll it all the way out and just stare at it and try to resist the urge to bite it in half
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I dont know what 'chapstick lesbian' means actually, but i do have 21 different flavors of chapstick, and i like women so
#text post#text#meme#gay#lgbt#lesbian#wlw#just bought vanilla latte flavor#i dont know why i do this
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Faputa cat cake
#made in abyss#my post#miabyss#メイドインアビス#faputa#honkai star rail#hsr#ruan mei's creations#shitpost#I dont know why i do this
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Merry Chrimbo!
I have not only a team but two pokemon for you!
Letty Whiterock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Froslass is just kinda the same being as her. She's a fellow frozen ghost.
Glalie is just an Ice Monster I think she'd vibe with, as is Cryogonal.
Articuno is notable for being this big, elegant Ice Bird, and I just think Letty would ABSOLUTALLY have one.
Abomasnow is just another ice monster she's vibe with, but it's ability makes it even better for her (I didn't do the other two Snow Warning mons because I like the clashing aesthetics of this elegant, motherly looking ice ghost having the big scary snow monster).
So I ship Letty with Shizuha. So I imagine Shizuha gave Letty this beautiful symbol of her (Shizuha's) work to make up for the fact that they realistically go long periods without actually seeing eachother.
Now the fakemon!
Snome
The Snowball Pokemon
A Pure Ice Type
Dex Entry: Snome are a common sight during the winter months in the Gensokai region. These friendly creatures like to play games with the youth of the region. Namely, they let kids throw them around. It is unknow where or how Snome's aquire their hats, but people have elected to not question it too much.
Abilities: Ice Body
Hidden Ability: Refridgerate
I just wanted to make a cute little snowman family. This is the base stage. They're also gnomes. So yeah. Gotta love a cute ice type!
Purrloin (Gensokian Form)
The Black Cat Pokemon
A pure Fire Type
Dex Entry: A species of cat Pokemon formerly found only in the caverns of the region. It is unknown why they largely left the underground. Due to their kleptomaniac tendencies, Purrloin are heavily disliked by much of the region. I likely doesn't help that they tend to cause house fires with their tails if kept as pets. Notably, Purrloin are popular with very specific types of trainer due to their ability to expertly track down Ghost pokemon.
Abilities: Flash Fire/Unburden
Hidden Ability: Scrappy
IT'S ORIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways, I wanted to make Orin a regional varient, and Kantonian Meowth is too fitting for this region so Purrloin it is. Fun fact, if we're strictly talking levels before evolution, this fucker learns more damaging dark moves than the dark type one, having Thief at level one and then later learning Sucker Punch at about level 19ish. Meanwhile the fire moves are Ember and Flamecharge and that's it. I referenced Purrloin's official artwork heavily. I'm pretty shit at drawing (somehow barely better when working from a reference). This thing has one of Orin's braids. It's hard to tell because I'm ASS at drawing braids. I tried. (Bonus fun fact, this varient actually largely uses Shiny Liepard's color scheme. You just can't tell because I don't color. Because I really don't do coloring.)
#touhou#touhou project#pokemon#letty whiterock#i regularly call her Letty Whitecock as a joke#it's not even funny#I dont know why I do this#fakemon#fakemon region#early route fakemon#at least one of them is#rin kaenbyou#orin#regional form#purrloin#some of the more jagged/spiky patterns are meant to evoke fire#merry chrysler#happy holidays#happy whatever the fuck you celebrate#=)
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welp
i cant stop so i wont stop, honestly
i will learn how to properly do the sound thing sooner or later, i only JUST figured out dimensions
edit: a bitch forgot to press the word "insert"
#my art#my tiktok#cal kestis#bode akuna#spyscrapper#star wars jedi survivor#i dont know why i do this#but i do#this is genuinely from a meme i messed up on on the spyscrapper server and i have no apologies
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The phantom of the opera drawn as dio
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Feeling silly might tell my grandparents I’m trans again for the millionth time even though they have nothing but hate for trans people :):))))))):):)):)
#trans#please help me#i dont know why i do this#it feels like a bomb in my chest thatll explode if i dont tell them#they already know but they dont care
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my father has daughter issues
#in his defense i cause a lot of problems#and i always make him uncomfortable on purpose#i dont know why i do this
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I have this computer confidence thing where I just think my crappy, crappy laptop can handle anything. Like, if I can play the Sims 3 with all expansions and some mods, my computer can handle anything. Anything.
Anyway I've been playing The Witcher III at the lowest graphical settings at a high, high 10-20 fps on my old, unupgraded laptop. If it runs, it's fun.
#i think it might explode#this is so stupid#i dont know why i do this#video games#video game#video game problems#the witcher#the witcher iii#the witcher 3#the sims 3#the sims
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every time i get below 100 life in project sekai, theres this secret power that activates inside of me and all of a sudden i go hard and am simply unable to mess up
#i dont know why i do this#i dont know how i do this#but what i do know#is that it has kept me from dying way too often#it just activates out of stress and carries me through the rest of the song#or until i get more life#(and start messing up again)#project sekai
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Sipping on some splishy splashy...
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome#but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE#a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me#and that he really wanted to get to know me#so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him#and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex#total shocked pikachu face#I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again#DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE
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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
#katniss everdeen#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#primrose everdeen#hunger games#batcavescolony reads the hunger games#suzanne collins#'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl#and this isn't negative just bffr girl#your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is#old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU#...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in#CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the#reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously#shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent#so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to#district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie#and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give#them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like#some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12#cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact#that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good#these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the#hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to#comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but#of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.
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Whenever I look up a country that i can't remember the exact location of i never actually look it up, i go to google maps, zoom all the way out, and find it myself
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*bites ur scruff*
[full on twitter]
#dont be mad at me but um the shirt is fake sorry ):#how do i censor this in a god fearing & satan fucking way?#i dont have the legendary focus to do all of kinktober but if i see mating kink you know im fucking there babes#bg3#nsft#astarion#astarion smut#ok im gonna go take a nap b#tavstarion#astarion x tav#adriannu: why are you so fucking yolked dude
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